atinyuniverse: tyleroakley: Grading: you’re doing it right. Holy shit I think this was graded by my freshman English teacher
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tyleroakley:

Grading: you’re doing it right.

Holy shit I think this was graded by my freshman English teacher

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poeticeccentricmagic:

#WeneedtoshowmorelovetoJeremy


awh

poor baby ;w;

COMERE BABY

LMAO THE LAST PICTURE KILLS ME EVERY TIME

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A genius billionaire playboy philanthropist household appliance 

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Idris Elba reveals the story behind the name of his production company ‘Green Door’ [x]

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  • News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
  • News in America: cannibal eats man's face

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ohno789:

Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people.

Unlike most of the party games you’ve played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends.

The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a Black Card, and everyone else answers with their funniest White Card.



And it is distributed under a Creative Commons license, meaning it is not only free to play, but remixing, and changing the game are more than just encouraged.

The official hard copy has been sold out for a while now, but a PDF of all the cards, and instructions distributed by the creators for making your own deck can be found here.

You’re welcome, and enjoy!

 #omg it’s like angsty apples to apples

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how to walk like a queen [x]

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thucygaydes: monotoneminor: ambulance-shotgun: hazelgracewaters: #can you imagine if atheists said that after everything they said #”I’d like a burger and fries please. Also there is no God.” #”Happy birthday Mom. Also there is no God.” #”The Avengers was a fucking great movie I want to see it again! Also there is no God.” #”That was the best sex I’ve ever had in my life. But there is still no God.” What would be the atheist equivalent to ‘omg’? oh my there is no god I am casually going to reblog this and there is no god.
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monotoneminor:

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hazelgracewaters:

#can you imagine if atheists said that after everything they said #”I’d like a burger and fries please. Also there is no God.” #”Happy birthday Mom. Also there is no God.” #”The Avengers was a fucking great movie I want to see it again! Also there is no God.” #”That was the best sex I’ve ever had in my life. But there is still no God.”

What would be the atheist equivalent to ‘omg’?

oh my there is no god

I am casually going to reblog this and there is no god.

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thucygaydes:

If I was on Cupcake Wars with the Glee theme

I would make the most delightful and aesthetically appealing cupcake you could imagine. I would sell that cupcake to the judges using the most fantastic and seductive food-lingo.

Then, the judges would bite into the cupcake and it would be disgusting. It would leave a terrible taste in your mouth.

I would tell the judges that they got their hopes up and that is the fucking essence of Glee.

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